May 2012
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Just discovered we have a blowtorch in our...
May 25th
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May 24th
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
May 24th
May 24th
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May 23rd
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You know, there are times in my life when I look around and think “What the hell am I doing?”. Like now, for example. I’m watching a dramatic, slow-motion video of Alan Rickman making a cup of tea. It’s 7 minutes long. Why am I watching this? Somehow it’s compulsive viewing and I CAN’T LOOK AWAY.
May 23rd
May 23rd
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But Georgie, seriously- german sausage jokes...
May 23rd
May 23rd
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May 21st
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Listenendofacandle: classic rock mash-up. if you like...
May 21st
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I was savagely attacked by a leg-wielding, badass, motherhubbard of a spider last night. It aggressively dove into my sleeping bag, jumped down my top, and viciously tried to claw into my chest. So…I accidently-on-purpose squished it. The incident has been haunting me all day, and I’m now emotionally scarred. *shudder*
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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Sometimes I look at pictures of cute couples like Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev and feel a moment of joy because they’re so attractive and so happy and so in love. Then I remember that I’m going to die an old maid surrounded by my 150 cats, and so I celebrate this fact by opening up another can of Self-Pity and shove 3 more cherry bakewells into my mouth. Man, romance is beautiful.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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It would appear that breaking and entering is not...
For reasons that don’t matter, I had to break into my own house last night by means of some rather acrobatic manouvres. I clearly have some crazy skills, and I totally Tomb Raider’d my way into my house…but I can now definitively say that this body of mine was not created to complete such missions. I am made of pain today. I think the particularly elegant move that got me from...
May 13th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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The cat stole my pie. Rude.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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Pudding is one of my favourite things. That's all.
May 9th
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May 9th
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Oh, and apparently I’m the sort of maid of honour that encourages the bride to calm her nerves by watching two hours of Doctor Who before her wedding. It did the trick, so don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. Nothing quite like watching some Time Lords battling to the death to get rid of those pesky wedding jitters! I was clearly the perfect candidate for the job.
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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One of my bestest friends got married today, and I all but made it through the day without crying. I’m now refusing to take off my bridesmaid dress or take the pins out of my hair. I don’t want to lose this feeling. I reckon I can totally get away with being in denial about the day being over. I’ll live in this dress for the next 20 years until they cart me away. I’m...
May 7th
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JO AND BEN'S WEDDING DAY TODAY. I'm probably...
May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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I could really do with a hug. A big one.
May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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I do not have a happy. I really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY, really don’t want to go into work tomorrow. Nor indeed do I want to stay there overnight and then work on Friday. Yet somehow, I am. My generous and kind nature has been taken advantage of, and I’ve been spectacularly emotionally blackmailed. I’ll take my laptop with me but I may not be able to...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Bob Dylan’s ‘Blowin’ in the wind’ is a gorgeous song. It’s also remarkably popular among the YouTube cover artists. This makes finding the original version of the song harder than one would think. It’s just, you know, annoying.
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
77 posts
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Apr 30th
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I've never really acknowledged how friggin' hard...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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