*LET ME SAY IN ADVANCE THAT THIS PAGE HAS BEEN CREATED UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOUTHERN COMFORT AND THEREFORE SOME DETAILS MIGHT BE EXAGGERATED WHILE OTHERS MAY BE COMPLETELY FALSE*

A mini spiel about me, and what this blog is likely to be filled with.

1) I’m currently 22…I think. I nearly wrote 21. Apparently I’m not sure how old I am. I’m 99% sure I’m over 20 but younger than 25.

2) I’m hilarious. It’s both a natural gift and a burden that I have to carry. Deal with it.

3) I once flew to the moon on a unicorn shaped cookie. It was life-changing.

4) I am a lover of tv. On this blog you may find references to The Vampire Diaries, Sherlock, Suits, Grey’s Anatomy, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Life on Mars, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy…

5) Books make me happy. I love me some reading. Pour those words on me. It’s honey to the bee. Or flies to the poop. Or…err…mice to the cheese? What?

6) I also love food. I would marry food if it looked good enough in a tux. Seriously.

7) Every now and then I’ll use the odd expletive. If swearing offends you, I apologise in advance. It’s just that sometimes it’s f*****g necessary.

8) I can’t remember what 8) was going to be. It can be that I’m a self-confessed geek and unashamed Trekkie. Perfect.

9) I like cats. I’m going to be a crazy old cat lady when I’m older, and I’m going to live in my best friend’s shed.

10) I have brown hair and blue eyes.

11) I once saw Jude Law in a train station.

12) I have no 12. Sorry.

13) I’m all over the internet like a rash, and if anyone wants to be a completely creepy creeper McCreeperton, I do sometimes do the Twitter thing - ask if you want to find me. I’m there.

14) Free hugs make everyone happy. TAKE ONE FROM THE BOX.

So…basically, hello. I’m really a very nice person. Say hi. I won’t bite.